A Faith Journey

A Joke. A Religious Joke, of course!

I wanted to start the morning with something funny!

You will later today read why :?

A Friend sent this Joke to me, and the truth behind it makes it even FUNNIER!!!

Have a Most Blessed and Beautiful Day !

God Love You ♥

There were five houses of religion in a small Florida town:

The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church, the Catholic Church, and the Jewish Synagogue.

Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.  After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were pre-destined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.

In The Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creation. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

But the Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, and Easter.

Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called circumcision and they haven’t seen a squirrel on the property since.

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21 responses

  1. Sonel

    Whahahahahahah! Oh, I had a good laugh! Yes, who says people of religion may not have a sense of humour! Loved it! Thanks hon :)
    *hugs*

    April 17, 2012 at 12:01

    • Glad You Liked it ♥

      I just knew I needed something light to start the day ;)

      God Love You ♥

      April 17, 2012 at 12:50

      • Sonel

        Always good to start the day off like that hon! Thanks a ton! :)
        *hugs*

        April 17, 2012 at 13:18

  2. Sonel

    Reblogged this on Sonel's Photographic Corner and commented:
    Whahahahahahaha! Loved this one! Thanks From the Pews. :)

    April 17, 2012 at 12:07

    • I am FLATTERED!!! :D

      I am so glad it made you smile ♥

      April 17, 2012 at 13:47

  3. Really enjoyed this. thanks for the smiles. ;)

    April 17, 2012 at 13:07

    • Thank YOU for the comment and stopping by :)

      God Love You ♥

      April 17, 2012 at 13:48

  4. LOL!!

    April 17, 2012 at 15:11

  5. Hilarious :-)

    April 17, 2012 at 16:40

    • Glad you enjoyed it!

      Jealous of your travels, BTW ;)

      God Love You ♥

      April 17, 2012 at 18:04

  6. Very funny…tee hee!

    April 17, 2012 at 17:05

  7. Only the Jews (and maybe Japanese) would be able to do such micro-surgery! :)

    The one about the Catholics is rather sadly true about most churches these days, which takes some of the humour away if one thinks on those lines.

    April 17, 2012 at 17:35

    • LOL!!

      But thank God for Humour, for if it were not for the ability to laugh at ourselves and shortcomings, can you imagine what kind of world we would live in :?

      God Love You and Thank you for stopping by and commenting :)

      April 17, 2012 at 18:05

  8. This is so funny! Had a good laugh. As a Catholic, I know that for many their attendance at church is as described :)

    April 17, 2012 at 19:30

    • Yup, sad but true. There are many of us Easter and Christmas Catholics in the world :?

      Thank you so much for stopping by and taking the time to comment!

      God Love You ♥

      April 17, 2012 at 19:44

  9. Cute joke, Sonel. I think the Jews have the right idea… evidently. By the way, you do know you are going to burn in hell now, don’t you? :)

    April 17, 2012 at 21:14

  10. Thank you for this! Laughter — the best medicine, indeed!

    Blessings,
    Cara

    April 18, 2012 at 14:38

    • Thank You for stopping by!

      And yes, laughter is always the best medicine ;)

      God Love You ♥

      April 19, 2012 at 09:48

  11. That’s so funny. Thanks for the chuckle! ;)

    April 21, 2012 at 08:08

    • Thank YOU for stopping by ;)

      God Love You ♥

      April 24, 2012 at 10:06

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